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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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internetgf:

i am so sick of white people

internetgf:

i am so sick of white people

(Source: lawebloca)

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

Posted 7 hours ago

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Posted 7 hours ago

spicy-vagina-tacos:

algebra? nah son. im quadraliterally done with this shit